Sheff will always be the angriest mofo to ever play right field - for any team. He might be the angriest mofo who's ever played baseball. Come to think of it, he might just be the angriest mofo ever.
Right field in Yankee Stadium makes you hard. You've got to have that mental agility to master it. Think about it. Your office is right in front of the right field bleachers, housing the "Bleacher Creatures" arguably the most critical fans in all of sports. After you get over that, you find yourself patrolling the shortest porch in all of baseball. On a regular basis you'll often find cheap shots go over your head and into the stands where in other stadiums, they're easy outs. Of those pictured, only one person so far has mastered right field in Yankee Stadium. I'll let you guess who.
Sheff will always be the angriest mofo to ever play right field - for any team. He might be the angriest mofo who's ever played baseball. Come to think of it, he might just be the angriest mofo ever.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I had no idea Paul O'Neill was so gangsta. Who knew this blog was so educational?
ReplyDeleteRight field in Yankee Stadium makes you hard. You've got to have that mental agility to master it. Think about it. Your office is right in front of the right field bleachers, housing the "Bleacher Creatures" arguably the most critical fans in all of sports. After you get over that, you find yourself patrolling the shortest porch in all of baseball. On a regular basis you'll often find cheap shots go over your head and into the stands where in other stadiums, they're easy outs. Of those pictured, only one person so far has mastered right field in Yankee Stadium. I'll let you guess who.
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