Sunday, May 23, 2010

5 best and worst characters from Lost

Worst:
5) John Locke: What a fucking idiot.  This man was a loser his whole life and got suckered into thinking he had some kind of purpose. Almost every decision he ever made led to something bad happening. "Boone, go check out that plane!" "Let's look down this hatch!" "Let's hide at the Others complex, we'll be safe there." What an asshole.
4) Nikki and Paolo: Never try and introduce new characters and then try an make believe they were always there.  Actress stripper, murder mystery involving diamonds? Nope, not buying it.
3) Kate: I hate this woman. All she does is bitch and get herself into trouble.  She keeps two different men on a hook and gets them into to trouble.  Kate never listens to what she's told to do. Bah, everyone that gets close to her ends up hurt. Also, she steals other peoples kids! I could forgive all that if she wasn't such a bore, she's just so boring.
2) Boone and Shannon: Siblings who slept together.
1) Anna Lucia: Oooooh! I'm a tough cop who doesn't need anyone.  I kill innocent people, I'm tortured but I try to act hot.  I like Jack but I slept with Sawyer. I took a bribe from Hurely. I'm a very annoying character who has a talent for pissing people off. Anna Lucia, I just don't like you.


Best:
John Locke: Possibly even more than Jack this man was the driving force of the show.  His sense of belief propelled the stories to where they needed to be.  No one can express the pure range of emotions that John Locke can.  His is the classic tragic tale, a man trying to make sense of his life and trying to do the right thing.
4) Hugo Reyes: Is there any more likable character on TV that Hurley?  Throughout 6 seasons Hurley reminded us to laugh even in the darkest of times.  His time travel debate with Miles is one of the high points of the series.
3) Benjamin Linus: Everyone loves the bad guy.  Here is someone who should be a nerd, but is one of the most dangerous people on the show. He killed John Locke! Forget the Man in Black, Lost's ultimate villian is Ben Linus.
2) Sawyer: Everyone loves the scoundrel because you always are rooting for them to be better than they are.  James Ford grew from a con man to a leader, but he was always the man with a plan.  He slept with four cast regulars and is a cop in the alternate reality.  His nick names are fun and he curses a lot, honestly what more do you need?

1) Desmond Hume: The man can move his consciousness through time and space. Nuff said.

3 comments:

  1. I'm surprised Jack didn't make your worst list with all your Jack-hate. And what about Michael? WAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLT!!!

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  2. LOL so funny everyone hates michael!! hey guess what, *toss* me too! hate michael soooo much. he is bloody stupid just care about his son and everytime he always said "hey maaannn" "they took my son!!!" "WAAAAALLLTTT" with the same intonation!! zz

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