For all you TWYFer's, let me begin by saying that I've been a nomad since the age of 18; between the years of 26-28 I resided in the great state of Missouri. It was a great place to live. Oddly enough, Missouri is a place where all of our childhood dreams can come true.
How? A contributing member of TWYF can attest to the rock bottom pricing for cigarettes, in fact if I remember correctly, he came home with a few cartons taped to his chest to escape airport detection. Another contributor gambled himself silly in one of many St Louis casinos, once telling the dealer he wanted to hit on 21. I nearly (if not for the whole being married thing) purchased an military grade M-16 rifle and a World War II M1 rifle in the same week.
How about an 'merican built pick up truck? Everyone in Missouri has one. You're probably now asking, "well... If I buy a truck, then I surely won't have the money to buy an assault rifle too." My friends, don't fret! Roll the tape:
Oh Missouri. How I miss thee...
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