All Quiet On The Western Front

It's been a while since the blog has been updated, so here's a requisite entry. Another sun sets on our beloved city of NYC, and all is right with the world as far as our vengeful God allows. Hey God, chill the fuck out, k? I'm off the wagon by the way, off the wagon HARD. So where are my peeps? Here's an official shout out to my boys FordhamBatman and IToTheC and my girl Brandine:

YO, WHERE YOU AT?

I  will NOT be satisfied until we have a Beastie Boys' Sabotage-esque roll-call, complete with aviator sunglasses, short sleeve shirts with ties, shaggy-wigs and Magnum PI mustaches (Dibs on Cochise!).

O casual alcoholism, how did you suddenly transform into RAGING ALCOHOLISM?

30 Days Smoke Free!

I wish I had a smoke. Oh God, how I miss smoking!

The Dark Knight in 25 words...

Weird Joker music. Bank robbery. Batman goes to Hong Kong. The Joker kills a bunch of people. Harvey becomes Two-Face. Joker hangs upside down. Fin.

Inception in 25 words...

Leo in a dream within a dream.  Leo has to plant an idea in a guys mind to see his kids again.  More dream stuff.

Empire Strikes Back in 25 words...

Hoth. Luke gets beat up. TaunTaun. I thought these things smelled bad on the outside. Lea kisses her brother. Cloud city. I am your father.

Poll: Favorite Indiana Jones Movie

I can honestly say that I learned more about history watching the Indiana Jones trilogy (yes, trilogy) than in my formal education. Who were the bad guys in WWII? The Nazis. Who were the good guys in WWII? The good ol' US of A, those guys who talked like James Bond and the man who single-handedly won the war for the Allies: Indiana Mother-Fucking Jones.

Of his THREE films, my favorite happens to be the dark horse of the lot, Indiana Jones and The Temple of Doom. Sure it may be a controversial choice but what it lacks in face melting Nazi goodness, it makes up for in the only non-annoying child sidekick in the history of cinema; the one, the only, Wan Li, aka SHORT ROUND!

What more can you ask for in a buddy while on the hunt for fortune and glory? He drives (badly), knows kung-fu, cheats at cards, burns little Indian boys with torches for kicks, and isn't afraid to openly profess his love for you when you've been poisoned with will-breaking dark blood! That movie should have been called 

Short Round and The Temple of Doom Filled With Insane Cultists Who's Asses He Kicks

So which of Dr. Henry Jones Jr.'s adventures is your favorite? Vote on the poll in the sidebar and tell us why in the comments!

Batman in 25 words...

Gotham City. I'm Batman. Jack Napier. The Joker. Wait'll they get a load of me. Random Prince songs. Joker shoots down Batwing. Batman beats Joker.