Saturday, July 10, 2010

The Many Faces of Will Ferrell!

Will Ferrell. Perhaps one of the best comedy actors of our generation, not for the movies that he made, (granted some of them were horrible) but rather for the roles he played. I will now attempt to piece together his top qualities to make the ultimate role model.

Chazz Rhienhold.
Innovator. Showed us it's okay not to be invited to weddings but also the joys of funerals, which are apparently 'an aphrodisiac.'

Ron Burgundy
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Cool. I just like the way he rolls. "Scotch. Scotch. Scotch. Straight down my belly." He also showed us it's okay to talk and fully understand the language of random dog barking.


Chazz Michaels Michael.
Masculinity. The ultimate man's man in an otherwise homosexual world. Exemplifies toughness through not giving a crap about anything.

Brennan Huff.
Youth. It's okay to never grow up. Even when you're pushing 40.

Frank 'the Tank' Ricard.
Friend. He will do anything for a friend. From debating to sustaining 3rd degree burns, Frank is there for you.

Ricky Bobby.
Dedication. When NASCAR (including life in general) gives you the ultimate finger, Ricky fights his way back to the top, all to defeat the dirty French. Don't forget the cougar. Yes, there was a freaking cougar in the car.


3 comments:

  1. You forgot when he was a race car driver! "Highlander! It won a bunch of awards. For best movie ever!"

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  2. Sorry. See above. I hope my update to the blog will make the ultimate Will Ferrell role model complete.

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  3. Anchorman: Will Ferrell's Citizen Kane

    "Milk was a bad choice..."

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