The Many Face of Me.

With all the crap reality television Hollywood is putting I often wonder how well an show about me would fare. Not being trained or even at all interested in acting, I would have to cast an appropriate actor to be my proxy.

NEEDED FOR IMMEDIATE HIRE:
Oft-drunk Asian malcontent actor for a reality show about an Asian loser who sits in a cubical all day. Must be willing to compromise his own dignity for show's sake. Show not intended to last 3 episodes. Payment will be in cartons of Navajo Indian reservation brand cigarettes and McDonald's coupons.

Here's who I wish will show up for the audition. (I.e. those I will personally send this ad to direct.) I think each of the below has the unique skills required to play me.

Choice 1: Ken Jeong.

Choice 2: Pat Morita. (If he was still alive.)



Choice 3: Warren the Ape.

TWYFer's, who would you cast to play you?