Decision 2010: ...And America Flips a Coin

It's Election Day folks! So get out there and cast your ballot for your favorite corrupt congressional, gubernatorial or mayoral candidate!

Me? I voted for Kodos.

All Quiet On The Western Front

It's been a while since the blog has been updated, so here's a requisite entry. Another sun sets on our beloved city of NYC, and all is right with the world as far as our vengeful God allows. Hey God, chill the fuck out, k? I'm off the wagon by the way, off the wagon HARD. So where are my peeps? Here's an official shout out to my boys FordhamBatman and IToTheC and my girl Brandine:

YO, WHERE YOU AT?

I  will NOT be satisfied until we have a Beastie Boys' Sabotage-esque roll-call, complete with aviator sunglasses, short sleeve shirts with ties, shaggy-wigs and Magnum PI mustaches (Dibs on Cochise!).

O casual alcoholism, how did you suddenly transform into RAGING ALCOHOLISM?

30 Days Smoke Free!

I wish I had a smoke. Oh God, how I miss smoking!

The Dark Knight in 25 words...

Weird Joker music. Bank robbery. Batman goes to Hong Kong. The Joker kills a bunch of people. Harvey becomes Two-Face. Joker hangs upside down. Fin.

Inception in 25 words...

Leo in a dream within a dream.  Leo has to plant an idea in a guys mind to see his kids again.  More dream stuff.

Empire Strikes Back in 25 words...

Hoth. Luke gets beat up. TaunTaun. I thought these things smelled bad on the outside. Lea kisses her brother. Cloud city. I am your father.