Star Wars in 25 words...

Empire attacks ship. Gay droids escape to Tatiooine. Meet gay Luke Skywalker. Obi-Wan in a gay voice: "These aren't the droids you're looking for."

The Rocketeer...

I love this film. It really have to say it is close to being a perfect movie. It has everything you could want, 30's noir, Nazis, evil Timothy Dalton, hot Jennifer Connely, and a rocket!

My Children's Book (in progress)...

So I had this idea for a children's book. The basic gist is that a girl named Penny wants to grow up to become a dollar. Here are a few early designs for characters: Penny, Nickel, Dime, and Quarter.

Move Along, Nothing to See Here...

... EXCEPT FOR THESE CLOWNS!

I'm in the process of relocating, so my posts will be few and far in between.

In the meantime, I'll leave it to fordambatman and I to the C to hold down the fort.

Enemies

I present to you my new mortal enemy. I hate you.

Snakes On A Plane in 13 words...

That's it! I've had it with these muthafucking snakes on this muthafucking plane!

Best to Worst Star Trek movies...

1) Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan
The one with Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!
2) Star Trek: First Contact
The one with the Borg.
3) Star Trek
The one with an alternate reality.
4) Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country
The one where they make peace with the Kingons.
5) Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock
The one where Spock comes back to life.
6) Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home
The one with whales.
7) Star Trek: Generations
The one where Kirk dies.
8) Star Trek: Nemesis
The one with the evil clone of Picard.
9) Star Trek: Insurrection
The one with F. Murray Abraham.
10) Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier
The one where they go camping.
11) Star Trek: The Motion Picture
The one that's boring.