Jaws in 25 words...

Naked swimmer gets eaten. Chief discovers: Shark Attack! Shark kills more people. Quint tries to kill the shark. Shark kills Quint. Chief blows up shark.

American Psycho in 25 words...

80's New York. Patrick Bateman details what he uses in the shower. Paul Allen. Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? Patrick kills everything.

Transformers the Movie in 25 words...

Rocking title sequence. Autobots die in shuttle. Optimus kicks butt. Optimus dies. Unicron makes Megatron into Galvatron. Autobots dance to Weird Al. Unicron blows up.

The Rock in 25 words.

Hummel gets the Rockets. Stanley Goodspeed. Hummel takes Alcatraz. They need Mason. Car chase through San Francisco. The seal team dies.  Mason kicks ass. Microfilm.

Temple of Doom in 25 words...

Club Obi-Wan. Asian gangsters. No more parachutes! The dark light. Pankot palace. Chilled monkey brains. Hearts ripped out. Indy frees kids. Indy kills Mola Ram. Credits.

Wrath of Khan in 25 words.

Title sequence. Kobayashi Maryu. Kirstie Alley. Reliant finds Khan. Enterprise fights Reliant. Khaaaannnnnnnnnn! Kirk has a son. Khan's deformed. Spock dies. Voiceover by dead Spock.